i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
so here you go
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.
“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”
She was overjoyed. “Really?”
I think she’s in her room now, pretending to be a tiger.
This is what we need to teach.
zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
Holy mother of…
can i have four chicken nuggets
Hello I’m here to ruin your life
Oh wait I’m always perfect
First time watching fireworks:
First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:
First time getting caught in a bubble shower:
First time driving through a dark tunnel:
First time chatting with a puppet:
First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:
First time forgetting how spoons work:
First time seeing ice cream:
Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is
who styles disney channel stars like omg what are they thinking
who thought that looked good
disney channel are you ok
it’s like they just go into Claires and buy all the cheap ass accessories and clothes that they can find.